Friday, October 24, 2008

Oh You... Men!

I have nothing against men. I love men. I grew up with two wonderful guys in the world who adore me, my artistic designer brother Gary and my sleep-deprived-caffeine-fueled brother Japol. I was a daddy’s girl, a grandpa’s apple of the eye, and the uncles’ favorite niece. I was lucky to be surrounded with adoring men in my life who somehow have great influence on my upbringing. Don’t get me wrong but I love my mom too. It was just strange that we didn’t get along well. Maybe because we have the same orientation with men [my mom was an only daughter too] that was why we always clash.

Anyway, I found this email sitting in my inbox for quite a long time and thought of sharing it with you. I know some of you might have already read it somewhere but still I guess it won’t hurt a bit to read it again.

This is a list of note-worthy, intellectually funny and hilariously cute similes for men who could turn from a hot dude to an annoying dud or from a sympathetic guy to a pathetic chap or a mixed concoction all of the testosterone-powered-egotistical qualities that are inherent to the male species.

And this I guess… is just retaliation to what was previously written about us women by men who have a seemingly thorough knowledge of the hormonal-packed-and-dangerously-vindictive female species. Hahahaha

For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?" Here's n update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire PIG just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like... Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like... Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like... Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like... Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like...Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like... Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like... Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Oh Men! I still believe that not all men are the same. You can still find a rare gem that is worth keeping and a treasure worth believing. Love you Guys.

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